Me as a pork cutlet? EAT ME.
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The World's Hardest Game
High Scores
- Bouyack: 26 (05/10/2008)
57 (05/10/2008)
60 (05/09/2008)
106 (05/03/2008)
121 (04/27/2008)
- Gerf: 207 (05/05/2008) "This game is nucking futs."
Asymptotically Legitimate Incomplete Scores (with 0.00000009% certainty)
- Paul: 0 (not including level 29 and 30)
- This game is not worth finishing. It's not worth me finishing, it's not worth playing, it's not worth trying for a perfect score on. And it would have been so simple to make it enjoyable: it's obviously a puzzle game, so TAKE OUT THE REFLEX ASPECT OF IT ENTIRELY. Make it so that all you do is program the path the red square takes in terms of a fixed set of directions, speeds, and wait times, and the square perfectly executes those instructions. No more RANDOM COLLISIONS WITH DOTS THAT AREN'T THERE, no more SLIGHT FINGER SLIPS THAT UNDO ALL THE WORK YOU'VE DONE. I gained no enjoyment from actually playing this game whatsoever; I will ignore any attempts to discuss this game with me, and I will take future suggestions to play this game as intentional malicious attempts to waste my time and/or patience, and they will be dealt with accordingly.
- Also, here are several screenshots proving my score above. More can be produced if necessary.
