CWRU Quotes: Afterlife

"So, somebody was talking about something else?" "Yes, as is often the case." _{- Vanv, Gerf (07/28/2007)}

"I can't believe this is a level 1 spell!" "Things you don't want your DM to say…" _{- Vanv, Bouyack (07/29/2007)}

"Ha ha ha, you suck– HIC" _{- Gerf (08/25/2007)}

"My family and I go out crab fishing, and it's awesome, because the crabs are so stupid…" _{- Bouyack (08/25/2007)}

"Let me pop this off the topic stack… wait, this symbol isn't defined anywhere!… oh there it is." _{- Vanv (08/25/2007)}

"What are you talking about… Bouyack doesn't swear!" "Fuck?" _{- Gerf, Bouyack (08/25/2007)}

"Yeah, if I'm going to have alcohol, I'm definitely also going to need caffeine." _{- Vanv (08/25/2007)}

"It's like powdered dire weasel–just add adventurer." _{- Joe (09/08/2007)}

"The guy staggers from your blow, but he's still standing." "I urinate on him!" "That draws an AoO." _{- Vanv, Bouyack, Vanv (09/08/2007)}

"Paul, Linux is shit." _{- Bouyack (09/15/2007)¹⁾}

"Paul, why are you using Linux?" "So I can… use… Adobe Acrobat..?" _{- Bouyack, Paul (09/29/2007)}

"They should have an honorableness duel. An 'honor-off'! …wait…" _{- Paul (09/29/2007)}

"Don't worry, we're riding our Tarra–awww!!" _{- Paul (09/29/2007)}

"If you're going to fuck up time, you might as well fuck it up good!" _{- Bouyack (11/07/2007)}

"Sail away, sail away, sail – HIC" _{- Paul (12/14/2007)}

"I believe there are laws against corporate espionage." "Which IS immoral… Gerf. Goddamn nuns." _{- Bouyack, Vanv (12/28/2007)}

"His loss is his gain." _{- Paul (12/28/2007)}

"Everyone set that shit up, and let's get this shit fucking!" _{- Bouyack (12/28/2007)}

"Hello, this is Matt Bouyack. When you see Paul tomorrow, start taking off all your clothes. Thanks! Bye." _{- Bouyack (12/29/2007)}

"It's interesting. Whenever I go out in public it reminds me that females exist." _{- Bouyack (12/29/2007)}

"Oh nos! Zamboni! Too much Zamboni for me!" "That just means you haven't had enough alcohol yet." "Well, yes, but how does that follow?" _{- Bouyack, Gerf, Bouyack (12/29/2007)}

"Oh wait, I left a while (1) loop at the end of main in the version I gave you. You should probably comment that out." "MY CYCLES" _{- Vanv, Paul (02/25/2008)}

"Yes these are all from videogamesprites.net and no I haven't written a Perl script to download them all at once and yes I'm going to do that right now." _{- Paul (04/5/2008)}

"Bouyack being reanimated? You know what that would be like? 'Braaaaaiiiiinnnn…. fuck.'" _{- Vanv (04/12/2008)}

"This reminds me of that time Gerf won a date to Mexico with Kim Bauer. (Scene cuts to Mexico:) 'So… do you have any brothers?'" _{- Vanv (5/18/2008)}

"Delete all motherfucking buffers… also delete celibate buffers…" _{- Bouyack (06/15/2008)}

"Oh man, at my boss's boss's housewarming party, I got totally fucked." "Congratulations!" "No, not the good kind of fucked!" _{- Bouyack, Paul, Bouyack (06/22/2008)}