CWRU Quotes: 2006-2007

"Hey Paul, you know how two hours ago I said I was driving over to your house to run you over? I'm almost there." _{- Vanv (08/11/2006)}

"When a Rat is instantiated it is passed a pointer to Bubonic_Plague." _{- Vanv (08/12/2006)}

"Hey Alex, do you want a foot through your TV?" "Don't worry, I'll fast forward through the tree rape scene." _{- Gerf, Alex (08/12/2006)}

"We wanted to make our tool work with C and C++. We could do it with Java, it would be easy with Java, but we wanted to solve real problems." _{- Professor John Maletik (08/17/2006)}

"I don't understand what he's talking about." "That's because you're not smart." _{- Bouyack (quietly), Brian (not so quietly) (08/17/2006)}

"I hear the boss snake is a T-1000." _{- Vanv (08/18/2006)¹⁾}

"I haven't done this in a while." _{- Jack (08/23/2006)²⁾}

"Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn!" "I can't hear you." "DAMN!" _{- Bouyack, Vanv, Bouyack (08/26/2006)}

"Oh no, Gerf's going to become a phantom shitter!" "Don't worry, it's still in the plastic wrap." "… the shit?" _{- Bouyack, Gerf, Bouyack (08/26/2006)}

"Is your shredded shirt inside-out?" "No, actually… wait, it is!" _{- Bouyack, Gerf (08/30/2006)}

"Shut up, Gerf. I mean, Vanv." _{- Jack (09/06/2006)}

"Oh my god Easter! Oh, wait, I mean September." _{- Vanv (09/12/2006)}

"Doak, wake the fuck up! Wahwahwahwahwah!" "It would help if you turned on the monitor." _{- Bouyack, Gerf (09/15/2006)}

"I can see hours and hours going down the shitter with this game." "I'm going to bed before 4:00 AM." _{- Bouyack, Vanv (09/16/2006)}

"It's not a fart, it's a rectal belch." _{- Gerf (09/19/2006)}

"It's great, we get free background noise." "HOMOSEXUAL." _{- Bouyack, Vanv (09/20/2006)}

"Wrinkle-free. Goddammit." _{- Jack (09/21/2006)}

"Hey Vanv, where'd you get water?" _{- Jack (09/25/2006)}

"That's a hack with a capital F U C K." _{- Bouyack (09/27/2006)}

"Hey Gerf, want nine bucks?" "Uh… sure?" _{- Bouyack, Gerf (10/10/2006)}

"I don't see a Gerf; I see a Lose.com and a Chomp." _{- Vanv (10/10/2006)}

"*sound of boxes falling* Bloody hell! Damn gypsies!" _{- Steve (10/14/2006)}

"Our common area is annoyingly free of smoke!" _{- Bouyack (10/24/2006)}

"If you put enough energy into a vacuum you could pull out a sofa… but you'd probably also pull out an anti-sofa, which would be weird." _{- Gerf (11/01/2006)}

"No, next Saturday, dum-dum." "It's pronounced dumbass." _{- Jack, Vanv (11/11/2006)}

"We're going to Fed-Ex Alex a couch so he can set it on fire." _{- Mrs. Vanv (11/11/2006)}

"Man, my brain is in another brane." _{- Gerf (11/12/2006)}

"I want to give Ted Stevens five dollars." _{- Bouyack (11/13/2006)}

"Yeah, well my balls could make 500 million people!" _{- Bouyack (11/16/2006)}

"Why put it on 1.6 pounds when I can put it on 1.8 pounds?" "And by 1.8 pounds you mean 18 seconds?" "DAMN IT!" _{- Vanv, Gerf, Vanv (11/21/2006)}

"…so instead of having a causal loop, you'll have a causal fully-disconnected graph." "You're hired." _{- Vanv, Bouyack (11/27/2006)}

"It's the past tense of shoe. Plain form." _{- Vanv (12/04/2006)}

"And by Satan I mean Sallie Mae." _{- Bouyack (12/05/2006)}

"Oh! I have too many pop cans on my desk to fit my USB drive on here." _{- Alex (12/31/2006)}

"What does Rage do?" "You lose three quarters of your hit points and nothing good happens." _{- Paul, Alex (12/31/2006)³⁾}

"Are you programming from the command line?" _{- Gerf, to Paul (01/06/2007)}

"There we go, now I can imagine inverse Gerfs without the fear of offending people!" _{- Bouyack (01/29/2007)}

"Hey, I just gained a level." "*BURP*" "GI Jooooe!" _{- Paul, Bouyack, Paul (01/29/2007)}

"Hey, I've got shit for you." "*BURP*" "GI Jooooe!" _{- Bouyack, Vanv, Paul (01/29/2007)}

"Wow, Gerf, you're batting 1.000 on the 'I Should Stop Talking' meter." _{- Bouyack (02/17/2007)}

"I don't have coworkers, though. Only people who walk around and say 'WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEESE? WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEESE GRATER? WHY'S IT IN THE FUCKING SINK?'" _{- Vanv (02/26/2007)}

"Hey, it's flying right below Orion's Belt!" "It's the castration comet!" "WHAT?!" _{- Paul, Gerf, Vanv (03/11/2007)}

"You know what kind of class I'd like to be taking? One where I get to write programs in an object-oriented language." "(*) Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (goto *)" _{- Vanv, Bouyack (04/05/2007)}

"Vanv! I've done it! I created a file on my desktop called 'Statement of Purpose.doc.'" "You… spent 30 seconds coming over here to tell me that?" _{- Bouyack, Vanv (04/05/2007)}

"Oh no, I left a YTMND on in my room and now it's looping." _{- Vanv (04/11/2007)⁴⁾}

"I hate it when my variances are negative." _{- Vanv (04/18/2007)}

"You're like 'But it was easier with the wrong equation!!11'" _{- Vanv (04/18/2007)⁵⁾}

"I'll be happy when - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT." _{- Vanv (04/29/2007)⁶⁾}

"Vanv, you're so full of shit… … … sometimes I wish you would shut the fuck up." _{- Bouyack (05/03/2007)}

"Take a look at my totally non-suspicious container!" "Is it a dick in a box?" _{- Vanv, Bouyack (05/11/2007)}

"That's no s'more, that's a battlestation!" _{- Nitin (05/11/2007)}

"I'm a lord of Sealand." "I'm a lord of my pants." _{- Nitin, Scott (05/16/2007)}

"Once again I have failed to prove that P equals NP." "No shit!?" _{- Bouyack, Vanv (05/16/2007)}

"Man, if I weren't such a bastard, you'd be way better at math." _{- Bouyack, to Vanv (2007)}

"The last problem was a giant dick that stretched from here to the Math Department." _{- Bouyack (2007)}

"Fuck you code! Damn it!" _{- Steve (2007)}

"They're retarded like a fleet of 'your moms'." _{- Vanv (2007)}

"You're very lucky I need your help. Because you're about to die." _{- Steve, to Vanv (2007)}

"I'll go get the MSG." "NO! The seal must remain unbroken!" _{- Brad, Nitin (5/18/2007)}

"Hey, let me take a look at this. *CRASH*" "Auuuugh Jack!" _{- Jack, Vanv (5/19/2007)}