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CWRU Quotes: 2005-2006

  1. "I can feel my kidneys working." - Bouyack (08/27/2005)
  2. "How 'bout a spot of tea with your bloke and criminey?" - Vanv (08/28/2005)
  3. "Our lightswitch is a two-button mouse!" - Paul (08/30/2005)
  4. "It's like a genkan, minus the 'gen' and the 'kan'." "Ah, there you go, the null set." - Gerf, Paul (09/02/2005)
  5. "Fishieeeees, SQUISH!" - Paul (09/09/2005)
  6. "I am too, Gerf." "…likes men." - Paul, Vanv (09/14/2005)
  7. "This is one of those situations where you need a big stack of remote mines." - Vanv (09/15/2005)
  8. "Explosive diarrhea is more fun than Philosophy 304." - Bouyack (09/19/2005)
  9. "We don't have the time or manpower to read that book." - Vanv (09/25/2005)
  10. "I don't slack, I just make crap up." - Vanv (09/25/2005)
  11. "That would be awesome to throw Axe grenades out the clock tower! That would be the w00t!" - Bouyack (09/28/2005)
  12. "Those aren't megahertz, those are megabits per second! Whatever!" - Vanv (09/28/2005)
  13. "Some people have no shame. Those people have free pizza." - Bouyack (09/29/2005)
  14. "The code works! I hate this language!" - Paul (09/30/2005)
  15. "Remember, you can't spell 'Bouyack' without 'offensive.'" - Vanv (10/02/2005)
  16. "I dunno, that looks extremely heterosexual to me." - Munch (10/05/2005)
  17. "That's a pretty luminiferous ether, if you don't mind me saying." - Vanv (10/09/2005)
  18. "What happens if the pointers get mixed up and suddenly you're putting parentheses around John DeLancie?" "Need guns…" - Paul, Vanv (10/09/2005)
  19. "Hey everyone, it's STUPID TIME!" - Paul (10/15/2005)
  20. "It's like writing a book. First you start writing the book… and then you finish writing the book." - Gerf (10/16/2005)
  21. "What is this, THE RETURN OF STUPID TIME: THIS TIME IT'S RETARDED?" - Paul (10/17/2005)
  22. "When you're doing your Networks homework, the phrase you don't want to see is 'combinatorial explosion.'" - Vanv (10/17/2005)
  23. "The incremental model differs from the rapid prototyping model in that they are in no way similar." - Vanv (10/17/2005)
  24. "Wow, you made the Japanese flag, except you got the color that isn't red wrong." - Vanv (10/27/2005)
  25. "Oh, that's right, today I was supposed to go over how to kill children." - Brian Lauber (11/01/2005)
  26. "Nothing is simple. Everything is friggin' convoluted." - Vanv (11/03/2005)
  27. "Let's internet these fahorgmegrats." - Vanv (11/04/2005)
  28. "Cook two meats at the same time? That's either genius or insanity… or genianity!" - Vanv (11/05/2005)
  29. "It's great though… I'm an @ sign!" - Bouyack (11/06/2005)
  30. "And now our first witness, the Internet himself!" - Vanv (11/06/2005)
  31. "I am convolution man! Watch me convolute myself! *scrunches up oddly* Double-twist legs!" - Paul (11/07/2005)
  32. "You can't make websites! The Internet makes websites!" - Paul (11/07/2005)
  33. "When I see people smoking, I just want to… throw gas on them!" - Bouyack (11/10/2005)
  34. "There's free napping in my bed." - Boris (11/10/2005)
  35. "Supersonic anal ingestion!" - Bouyack (11/11/2005)
  36. "Where's my corpse?" "It's everywhere!" - Bouyack, Paul (11/11/2005)
  37. "There is no program I know how to configure better than ePSXe." - Paul (11/12/2005)
  38. "It's not a guarantee, the alternative is just statistically insignificant." - Paul (11/13/2005)
  39. "It just goes to show you that you can't make something completely idiot-proof… the universe will invent a better idiot." - Bouyack (11/13/2005)
  40. "The UI guys tell me what they did and if I want it, and the implementation guys tell me what I told them and how they're not going to do it." "You should mix those together!" - Gerf, Vanv (11/18/2005)
  41. "Commuting to Case would take less time than commuting to Waseda." "Yeah, because Waseda's a 13-hour flight." - Gerf, Vanv (11/19/2005)
  42. "But tree bark is natural!" "Paul, arsenic is natural." - Paul, Vanv (11/20/2005)
  43. "If you wanted to listen to the fart that caused you to come into existence, you could… that sounded really weird." - Bouyack (11/20/2005)
  44. "That's ridonculetarded." - Vanv (11/21/2005)
  45. "…you can model a state machine — It's snowing. Oh my God." - Professor "Andy" Podgurski (11/22/2005)
  46. "…and we can do a lot of things — this is weird too, but I'm on a roll!" - Dr. Beer (11/22/2005)
  47. "Just because the coders are incompetent doesn't give us a license to be assholes." "Since when do you need a license?!" "He's the issuing authority!" - Bouyack, Paul, Vanv (11/27/2005)
  48. "People were asking me, 'Why are you working so hard on this?' BECAUSE I HAVE THREE YEARS OF WORK TO DO IN THREE MONTHS!" - Laura (11/29/2005)
  49. "I'd type in that quote, but then my toast would catch fire." - Gerf (11/29/2005)
  50. "'Look at all the pretty colors!' That's about the level that all this is sinking in, right?" - Dr. Beer (11/29/2005)
  51. "Ingredients: sodium, plus whatever it needs to bind to so it becomes nonpoisonous. In this case, steak." - Vanv (12/01/2005)
  52. "But this is agile development!" "What are you talking about? This is stones-chained-to-our-ankles development!" - Paul, Vanv (12/03/2005)
  53. "Biology is a whole bunch of battling creationists… over pits of lava… with lightsabers." - Vanv (12/04/2005)
  54. "My mom suggested I buy a microwave. I suggested she give me $100." - Vanv (12/06/2005)
  55. "Razors rip my flesh. RIZZZZZZ!" - Paul (12/09/2005)
  56. "Bouyack, I'm going to hit you with Paul if you don't send that now." - Vanv (12/12/2005)
  57. "Perhaps the biggest argument against Open Implementation is that people are stupid." - Dr. Beer (12/08/2005)
  58. "What's he doing? What's he doing?" "He may be shooting you." "Duh." - Paul, Bouyack, Vanv (12/12/2005)
  59. "Why did I bother opening that door? I should have just walked right through it." - Vanv (12/13/2005)
  60. "That is definitely Slimelord sex right there." - Bouyack (12/13/2005)
  61. "Wait, how many hours? Oh shit." - Bouyack (12/15/2006)
  62. "Paul, burn the fuck out of this shit!" "Paul, burn the fake out of this shift!" - Bouyack, Gerf (12/16/2005)
  63. "I said something and you took it seriously! What the hell is the matter with you!?" - Vanv (12/18/2005)
  64. "That's interesting. What country is he from?" "Baltimore." - Bouyack, Vanv (12/20/2005)
  65. "I steal Paul's ring [of three wishes] and wish you all a Merry Christmas." "Boooo." - Vanv, D&D group (12/17/2005)
  66. "If you want something a little harder that you can't taste the alcohol in…" "…then have a Hawaiian kick in the ass!" - Bouyack, Vanv (01/15/2006)
  67. "No, don't put my maturity on notice." "MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS ON NOTICE!" - Bouyack, Gerf (01/17/2006)
  68. "Her eyes! They're staring into my soul!" - Gerf (01/21/2006)
  69. "I'm hungry. CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!" - Jack (01/21/2006)
  70. "'Bandage' is not a word!" - Nick (01/28/06)
  71. "I don't want to read your mind, because then I'd go insane." "I AM FUCKNUTS." - Paul, Bouyack (01/29/2006)
  72. "High quantities of limeade have been known to blast the ears off lab rats." - Vanv (02/02/2006)
  73. "What do you do with a BA in English?" "YOU KILL PEOPLE." - Paul, Vanv (02/04/2006)
  74. "*sigh* LOL, Nitin." - Gerf (02/07/2006)
  75. "If you think about it, 'Oh fuck get the shit out!' makes about as much sense as 'Oh fuck, get the shit–' oh, wait a minute…" - Bouyack (02/07/2006)
  76. "When I get back on Friday there are only two things I want to do: nothing, and food." - Bouyack (02/09/2006)
  77. "First I tried proof by logic, then I tried proof by reason… now I'm trying proof by induction." - Vanv (02/10/2006)
  78. "If they didn't operate outside the bounds of the law, how could they enforce it?" "Go Bush!" - Paul, Vanv (02/11/2006)
  79. "Oh no, the CD!" "Who let this happen?" "It was a failure of communication across all branches of intelligence!" - Vanv, Bouyack, Vanv (02/11/2006)
  80. "Okay everyone, say your favorite word backwards!" "Kcuf!" - Gerf, Bouyack (02/11/2006)
  81. "Congratulations Vanv, you've just won the Internet!" "Sweet! I'll go use it!" - Gerf, Vanv (02/12/2006)
  82. "I thought Podgurski was the most boring professor here… until I met Blackwell." - Joe (02/12/2006)
  83. "Why don't you guys be more social?" - Prof. Meral Ozsoyoglu (02/14/2006)
  84. "'Bout that t–NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Paul (02/15/2006)
  85. "It's good that we had Visual Studio 2003 to pretend our bugs didn't exist for us." - Bouyack (02/19/2006)1)
  86. "Mmm, something smells good." "It's me. I'm awesome. You're smelling my success. *logs into computer* What, login failed?!" - Gerf, Vanv (02/22/2006)
  87. "The Wade printers are working! Holy crap! Print out your 'My Documents' directory!" - Vanv (02/22/2006)
  88. "You sir are the Internet." - Jamesg (02/26/2006)
  89. "You can't blow something up without changing the fuck out of it." - Vanv (03/01/2006)
  90. "Gerf! I want to chop him into little pieces." - Tony (03/04/2006)
  91. "I was trying to out-gay you, but it didn't work!" - Steve (03/05/2006)
  92. "Nobody does anything at 6:30 in the morning!" "Even the rapists are asleep then!" - Paul, Gerf (03/22/2006)
  93. "OH GOD STOP NUKING ME OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP WITH TANKS." - Bouyack (04/29/2006)
  94. "I hate the world." "Vanv hates the world? What did you tell him, Bouyack?" "I told him about Daylight Go-Forward Time." "What?! Oh, I hate the world." - Vanv, Paul, Bouyack, Paul (04/02/2006)
  95. "Speaking of the weekend, how much vodka do we have left?" - Bouyack (04/06/2006)
  96. "This is General Joebob of Starfleet. We order you to come back to regular-ass space." - Vanv (04/08/2006)
  97. "I wonder what I could do with 33 seniority… oh, I know, I can pick my room before everyone else!" - Vanv (04/10/2006)
  98. "And first with 33 semesters…" "What~?" - Housing Lottery announcer, random person (04/10/2006)
  99. "Chiyo-chan, why can you fly?" "Because I've got an AK-47 and you know it makes me feel all right." - Paul, Bouyack (04/12/2006)
  100. "What else is an appendix good for?" "Well, duh, rectal telepathy." - Paul, Gerf (04/13/2006)
  101. "I'm from the company…" "Viagra!" - Bouyack, Farns (04/21/2006)
  102. "If it were 456 degrees Kelvin, we'd still be on fire." - Gerf (04/21/2006)
  103. "I should totally open a sushi restaurant and name it 'FAKE-ASS SUSHI'." - Bouyack (04/22/2006)
  104. "Gerf, if you were emo, you'd be really efficient at cutting yourself." - Vanv (04/22/2006)
  105. "First three semesters I got no B's, then I got one B, then two B's, then 3 B's…" "Let me know when you get to boobies." - Bouyack, Farns (04/23/2006)
  106. "What's that, Gerf? There are sounds coming out of your face that don't sound like me kicking it." - Vanv (04/24/2006)
  107. "One book: Supercomputing Beowulf Clusters and Me: It's My Bag, Baby." "By Liberatore." - Paul, Bouyack (04/24/2006)
  108. "I'm not quoting you… I'm making a false statement about you." - Bouyack (04/28/2006)
  109. "You mean we're going to be drunk?" "Oh, this is going to be awesome. Let's do this." - Paul, Vanv (04/29/2006)
  110. "Why am I not eating Oreos all the time? I'm young, I'm thin, and I'm healthy. I should be eating Oreos as often as I can get them." - Vanv (04/30/2006)
  111. "It's almost like they're not the same thing, but that can't be because they're both files." - Vanv (05/04/2006)
  112. "We're not gonna have enough quota to print this." - Paul (05/07/2006)
  113. "Dolphins are definitely not animals. They're soul-less killing machines." - Gerf (05/07/2006)
  114. "So, Gerf, let's talk about our favorite integers." - Paul (05/09/2006)2)
  115. "If you're going to be drunk, be it not in my room." - Gerf (05/11/2006)
  116. "What is this, a mattress held up by boxes?" "Damn right it is!" - Vanv, Nick (06/16/2006)
  117. "No! No! Into the sun with you!" - Bouyack (06/20/2006)
  118. "Computer science is fun as a hobby, but I wouldn't want to study it for five years… oh wait, crap." - Bouyack (06/23/2006)
  119. "I have to take Databases, and Theoretical Computer Science…" "…and Practical Computer Science!" "Nope, none of that…" - Bouyack, Vanv, Bouyack (07/21/2006)
1) In response to when the source code to Live eviL was ported over to Visual Studio 2005 and it would no longer compile
2) The integer in question was related to a problem Bouyack was working on at the time.
 
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