"That wouldn't fix anything." "Yeah, but you'd get to say fuck a lot." - Gerf, Bouyack
"Hey Gerf: 12.5, 50?" "… Yes." - Bouyack, Gerf
"Vanv, you're so full of shit I'm amazed that you just don't fall right over." - M
"Vanv, you're so full of shit your eyes are brown." - Farns
"How about a nice cup of get the hell out?" - Vanv
"Every day is talk like a [software] pirate day at Case!" - Gerf
"The suckage was long and hard." - M
"You don't want to use a sledgehammer in a digital watch." - Professor Emelko
"I'm a big wiener." - Farns
"That's where my reset button is." - Farns
"It's not fair the Schnee gets game and I don't!" - Farns
"I can't believe that fuck's married." - Jamie, referring to the Schnee
"I was attacked by a magnetic house." - Paul
"I'm just being stupid again, as I normally are." - Gerf
"We've all got things that suck… air." - Gerf
"You just CAT-5ed our nipples." - Bouyack, to Farns
"It's too nastificated." - Farns, referring to the MythTV Box
"Asschips?" - Fitz, commenting on how some woodchips smelled like ass
"It's a fourth-dimensional operator." "Yes yes, I understand." - Two physics professors
"My insight? Study hard, study often, pray to God." - Farns
"If I had beer, I'd be ENORMOUS!" - Farns
"There is not a single computer running in my room except my printer which has a dedicated webserver." - Aaron
"Hah! We're all 1337 and you're two points shy of 1337!" - Farns
"So, that means there's probably 20 megs of pure shit here." - Vanv
"Oh no! The mode button on my watch doesn't work! I'll be forever stuck in daylight-spending time!" - Paul
"I don't care what Catalyst says! This physics lab does have a sexual preference, and it is GAY!" - Bouyack
"I guess if you're a urinal, then getting pissed on would be the highlight of your day." - Bouyack
"I guess you just have to take whatever nudity life gives you." - Farns
"This character [Captain Falcon] deserves to be a typesetter." - Vanv
"Show him what he's won, Larry! You've won the shaft!" - Vanv
"I want a prehensile WANG!" - Seth
"That's what happens when you leave liquid oxygen lying around… some geek decides to blow it up!" - Bouyack
"If I copied my sentience into my computer, the first thing it would say to me would be, 'Get me the fuck out of here! Why am I stuck in a computer?!'" - Bouyack
"AAAHHHH! It's a love octagon!" - Farns
"It only takes four bits to dance." - Paul
"Well, I hope it at least takes their clothes off or something." - Gerf, referencing the FFX-2 Scan ability
"Live in your world… play with mine." - Paul
"Aaah! It's Kefka!" - Vanv, referencing the Great Fairy in Zelda: Majora's Mask
"I taste like man-flesh!" - Farns
"The pizza spawned. Camp it." - Somebody in 720
"At Ohayacon, a miniature black hole will appear and suck all the money from you wallet. And then an negative black hole will appear and shower you with plushies." - Fitz
"I am Valkenbur. I am going to sleep in my bed." - Jack
"Have you ever seen goldfish in a urinal?" "No." "Oh." - Vanv, Jack, Vanv
"Some divine version of Photoshop is getting lazy." - Paul, commenting on some bland clouds in the sky
"My pants appear to be on backwards. I shall return." - Vanv
"I'm speaking with the corpse. It's a spell I have." "It's kind of like what happens when professors ask questions in class." - Paul, Scott
"I have a Mac, so nothing works." - Random girl in Math 228
"You have just killed Link's inner child and made Zelda cry." - Paul
"Rated M for extreme integration." - Bouyack, commenting on a future Final Fantasy title
"If you don't have a credit card, you can use mine." - Prof. Lee
"OH YEAH! The apocalyptic fires of deletion are scorching my hard drive!" - Bouyack
"I suppose it could be worse: I could have woken up to a goat having sex with me." - Fitz, on the fire alarm that went off at 5:30 AM
"You're free associating, Gerf. But that's okay, because it's 5:00 in the fucking morning." - M, also at 5:30 AM when the fire alarm went off
"I have decided to kill everyone." - Bouyack
"You'd have an inferiority complex in that house!" "Me have an inferiority complex? You could put me in God's house and I'd tell Him to sit His ass down!" - Paul, Bouyack
"Next year, it needs to be Cultural Fission: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY." - brian0918 on the DC hub
"When my wife kills me, I want it to be through the heart." - Paul
*CRASH* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *falls eight stories* "Wait, we're on the seventh floor!" - Bouyack
"I have the maturity of an eight-year-old." - Bouyack
"Windows 93! Best if used before Y2K." - Vanv
"It's still morning until two afters hour I wake up." - Fitz
"It's like Boogiepop Phantom meets FLCL: dark, surreal, bizzare, and Freddy Murphy beating people with an electric guitar." - James, in reference to a Queen song playing on the radio
"I don't think it's possible to have sex with a foot. I suppose you could fuck the space between two toes, but that's about it." - Bouyack
"This is my domain!" "Bullshit… I own your ass! Well, not actually, but it was really fun to say." - Paul, Bouyack
"We broke the system. We broke it so hard that they had to fix it." - Farns
"You've already been de-virginized of your 4.0." "Yep, and it didn't hurt a bit." "What are you guys talking about?" "SEX." - Bouyack, Gerf, Paul, Bouyack
