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CWRU Quotes: 2002-2003

  1. "Did you know that if you eat enough fiber your poop floats?" - Bouyack, out of absolutely nowhere
  2. "I have a superiority complex." - Bouyack, after remembering when someone said to him "I think you may be developing an inferiority complex."
  3. "Slow the fuck down, will ya?!" - Bouyack, trying to notate a chess game played by M and Wicket
  4. "HOLY SHIT!" - Random Theta Chi person, after tasting an "Are you Stupid?" wing, and then throwing it away and drinking gallons of milk
  5. "I'm too lazy and I just don't care enough." - Bouyack, explaining to Gerf why he doesn't cover his Chemistry book
  6. "Hello Mr. Emily. If you'd like to accept this offer, please throw out this letter." - Vanv
  7. "Case needs a school of cosmetology so we can have good-looking people make other people look good." - Some upperclassman
  8. "They accept CWRUcash at mrbling.com?" - Vanv
  9. "If you do things just right, people will wonder if you've actually done anything at all." - Random God-like entity in Futurama
  10. "You'll never get 66.1g unless you're God." - Doc. Oc
  11. "So then I say well… *writes "well" on the board*" - Doc. Oc
  12. "Give it to me, Gerf!" - Vanv
  13. "Nothing happened here." - Sign on the wall
  14. "Hey, cosh(t) equals coshit!" - Bouyack
  15. "I just got back from the Generic isle in the store! *pours can labeled "FOOD" onto tray*" - Vanv
  16. "I want to buy a Saddam Hussein bobblehead doll. Wouldn't you like to buy one?" - Kevin
  17. "Don't get complacent on this exam and say, 'I AM GOD!' because then you'll get a 24 on the next exam and say, 'Oh God.'" - Doc. Oc
  18. "Man, I'm getting stupider every day!" - Vanv
  19. "The LN of x balls…" - Eric
  20. "WWW.ISUCK.COM/ROYALLY!" - Vanv
  21. "Computers, in my mind, are just ways of making bigger errors faster." - Eric
  22. "In Latin class, we never bothered to actually learn the language." - Vanv
  23. "Yeah it's tough, but if you win you'll get metric shitloads of experience." - James
  24. "What is this? You come into my room, drink my pop, sneeze, fart, and use my computer. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? Where's the NCC?" - Eric
  25. "HE'S OUT!!!" - Cleveland Police Officer, yelling over the PA and pumping his fist out the window as he drives by in his cruiser, upon seeing a close play at 3rd base in a softball game
  26. "I am never wrong." - Doc. Oc
  27. "It's funny, really, that in a class of nerds everyone tries to be the least nerd." - Dr. Weiss
  28. "What, is he the Boston version of you? He goes, 'Fuck, chowderheads! Fuck, chowderheads!'" - Vanv, to Eric
  29. "If you bring pens to the exam tomorrow, YOU SHOULD BE SHOT." - Doc. Oc
  30. "Who IMs each other in the same fucking room?!" - Eric
  31. "I have the school spirit of a radish." - Bouyack
  32. "That class is like a fucking magic act. He just pulls shit out of his ass!" - Eric
  33. "75 cents for a ping pong ball? That's like a cartel! A ping pong ball cartel!" - Gerf
  34. "Vanv, stop changing colors!" - Gerf
  35. "That would translated as 'now' plus the present negative form of the verb 'what.'" - Gerf, after hearing a horribly mauled Japanese question
  36. "Headbutt to the door… *wham* Ow, that hurt." - Eric
  37. "It could be worse. You could have jelly-filled popcorn." - Wicket
  38. "You are so full of shit, it boggles my mind!" - M, about Vanv
  39. "Then we have to solve for 'P-sub-crap.'" - Bouyack
  40. "I'm a leprechaun with my magic pixie powder! It makes you magically fatter!" - Vanv
  41. "THAT'S RHO, DICKHEAD!" - Bouyack
  42. "Good grief, man, you have a fern!" - M
  43. "The resulting suckage is equal to suck squared." - Bouyack
  44. "The PlayStation2 is black and looks sexy." - Gerf
  45. "What kind of concession stand is that? The concession stand of love?" - Ben
  46. "I want some of that!" - Vanv
  47. "THEY'RE COCO-WHEATS, ASSFUCK!!" - Vanv
  48. "Here we go again…" - Dr. Weiss, upon entering the Math 227 class and seeing that four of the six people in it were some of the most vocal and inquisitive students in Math 124
  49. "So now I'm just wandering around, moaning about my predicament. Oh look, tape." - Bouyack; minutes later his mouth is duct taped shut
  50. "DDR? This school is great already!" - Random visitor
  51. "It's cold!" - Clarence, as he tries to eat an entire orange at once
  52. "I've been having run-time errors lately today…" - M
  53. "My pants are SO on it's unbelievable!" - Dan
  54. "I've got a normal vector straight up my ass!" - Bouyack, explaining the physics of sitting down
  55. "Gerf, did you see the stroke of luck? That just left?" - Vanv
  56. "I really don't feel like talking about this any more than you feel like learning." - Prof. Blackwell; seconds later, everyone in the lecture hall is clapping
  57. "I was raping everyone… it was great!" - Jassim
  58. "You can approximate the Mona Lisa using Taylor Polynomials." - Vanv
  59. "I think he's on my six and seven." - Gerf
  60. "I swear, I must be made out of bread products and junk food!" - Paul
  61. "No, this is humping the bedpost!" - Dan
  62. "Yup, that's fuck Osama bin Laden feet tall!" - Eric
  63. "If I do this [DDR] until I graduate, I will never get laid in my entire life." - Farns
  64. "Rip out eyeball…" - Bouyack
  65. "Dude, I've got over $220 worth of glasses on my head!" - Eric
  66. "You either need more coffee, or drugs, or both." - Post
  67. "Watashi wa wasureruno ga joozu desu." - Kishi-sensei (Translated: I am good at forgetting things.)
  68. "Oh yeah, seatbelt." - Jack
  69. "HOLY SHIT IS THAT FOR REAL!?" - Vanv, upon going to kevin.vanv.wasarrested.com
  70. "HAHA! THREE POINTS DEFINE A PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER! I WIN!" - Bouyack, to the air
  71. "Explaining something I don't understand to me in terms I don't understand doesn't work for me." - Eric
  72. "If I were telepathic, stupid people would be beacons of pain." - Vanv
  73. "Fuckin' friendly people…" - Eric
  74. "The Catholic Church is not a democracy!" - Newman Pastor
  75. "You can't make an omelet without blowing things up." - Bouyack
  76. "Haven't you ever wanted to just urinate in a recycle bin?" - Vanv, out of absolutely nowhere
  77. "Black holes… you mean those things in space that suck?" - Bouyack
  78. "Mr. Potato Sister!" - Farns
  79. "I look like a fucking margarita!" - Eric, after blowing Country Time Lemonade powder mix in his face
  80. "It usually helps when you shit." - Clarence, as Gerf is attempting to scream "RAPE!"
  81. "Man, that's bullshit!" - Alecia (the RD), upon seeing Vanv signing up for the last possible time to check out of his room
  82. "See you Friday." - Dr. Weiss, after writing "Differentiation" and "Integration" on the board as the review for the final exam
  83. "In terms of sneeze decibels to unit body mass, you are so much louder than Clarence." - Farns, to M
  84. "STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE PLAYING WARCRAFT III!" - Vanv, to Jack
  85. "Hey, aren't you not supposed to park on a crosswalk?" - Unknown
  86. "That's by far the loosest translation ever… even looser than Rollo's pants." - Vanv, on the translation of "Konnichiwa" to "'Sup, fuckers!"
  87. "The Feynman Lectures are good for those of you who are actually interested in learning things." - Dr. Vachaspati
  88. "So let's compress this mofo to 500 atmospheres…" - Unknown
  89. "I'd flip you off, but you're Gerf." - M
 
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