"So, somebody was talking about something else?" "Yes, as is often the case." - Vanv, Gerf (07/28/2007)
"I can't believe this is a level 1 spell!" "Things you don't want your DM to say…" - Vanv, Bouyack (07/29/2007)
"Ha ha ha, you suck– HIC" - Gerf (08/25/2007)
"My family and I go out crab fishing, and it's awesome, because the crabs are so stupid…" - Bouyack (08/25/2007)
"Let me pop this off the topic stack… wait, this symbol isn't defined anywhere!… oh there it is." - Vanv (08/25/2007)
"What are you talking about… Bouyack doesn't swear!" "Fuck?" - Gerf, Bouyack (08/25/2007)
"Yeah, if I'm going to have alcohol, I'm definitely also going to need caffeine." - Vanv (08/25/2007)
"It's like powdered dire weasel–just add adventurer." - Joe (09/08/2007)
"The guy staggers from your blow, but he's still standing." "I urinate on him!" "That draws an AoO." - Vanv, Bouyack, Vanv (09/08/2007)
"Paul, Linux is shit."
- Bouyack (09/15/2007)1) "Paul, why are you using Linux?" "So I can… use… Adobe Acrobat..?" - Bouyack, Paul (09/29/2007)
"They should have an honorableness duel. An 'honor-off'! …wait…" - Paul (09/29/2007)
"Don't worry, we're riding our Tarra–awww!!" - Paul (09/29/2007)
"If you're going to fuck up time, you might as well fuck it up good!" - Bouyack (11/07/2007)
"Sail away, sail away, sail – HIC" - Paul (12/14/2007)
"I believe there are laws against corporate espionage." "Which IS immoral… Gerf. Goddamn nuns." - Bouyack, Vanv (12/28/2007)
"His loss is his gain." - Paul (12/28/2007)
"Everyone set that shit up, and let's get this shit fucking!" - Bouyack (12/28/2007)
"Hello, this is Matt Bouyack. When you see Paul tomorrow, start taking off all your clothes. Thanks! Bye." - Bouyack (12/29/2007)
"It's interesting. Whenever I go out in public it reminds me that females exist." - Bouyack (12/29/2007)
"Oh nos! Zamboni! Too much Zamboni for me!" "That just means you haven't had enough alcohol yet." "Well, yes, but how does that follow?" - Bouyack, Gerf, Bouyack (12/29/2007)
"Oh wait, I left a while (1) loop at the end of main in the version I gave you. You should probably comment that out." "MY CYCLES" - Vanv, Paul (02/25/2008)
"Yes these are all from videogamesprites.net and no I haven't written a
Perl script to download them all at once and yes I'm going to do that right now."
- Paul (04/5/2008) "Bouyack being reanimated? You know what that would be like? 'Braaaaaiiiiinnnn… fuck.'" - Vanv (04/12/2008)
"This reminds me of that time Gerf won a date to Mexico with Kim Bauer. (Scene cuts to Mexico:) 'So… do you have any brothers?'" - Vanv (5/18/2008)
"Delete all motherfucking buffers… also delete celibate buffers…" - Bouyack (06/15/2008)
"Oh man, at my boss's boss's housewarming party, I got totally fucked." "Congratulations!" "No, not the good kind of fucked!" - Bouyack, Paul, Bouyack (06/22/2008)
"Oh don't worry, I won't burn down my apartment. California will do that for me." - Bouyack (07/05/2008)
"Jack is made of so soft. You could cut him open and it'd be like COTTON." - Gerf (07/11/2008)