CWRU Quotes: 2004-2005

  1. "Me blows." - Bouyack (8/18/2004)
  2. "The words, Ernst has spoken the words… DIRECT ADDRESSING!!" - Paul (8/23/2004)
  3. "Do you get your money back if the Help Desk is about as helpful as kneeing yourself in the balls?" - James (8/23/2004)
  4. "It's like being gay except for instead of being attracted to your own gender you make me want to stab you in the eye." - James (8/23/2004)
  5. "Jay is as subtle as above-ground nuclear testing." - Fitz (8/26/2004)
  6. "It would be funny at first, but after the first three episodes, you'd need alcohol." - Post (8/27/2004)
  7. "I don't like the feeling of being the Red-Shirt Who Wouldn't Die." - Paul (8/30/2004)
  8. "Oh no, it's a stupid American! Pull the Samurai Alarm!" - Fitz (9/7/2004)
  9. "Err… eERrrrr.. your symbol table will need to account for direct addressing… err. And you'll be making a symbol table, errr, that needs to use direct addressing…" - Vanv (9/17/2004)
  10. "How do you steer this thing? Hey… I think I'm upsi- *BOOM*" - Bouyack (9/19/2004)
  11. "Euler's crazy. That's why he's dead." - Paul (9/19/2004)
  12. "Go back to your hurricane-torn piece of shit… er, city!" - Jamie (9/20/2004)
  13. "There is an Allah!" - Jamie (9/20/2004)
  14. "In Soviet Russia, pirated hardware sells YOU!!!" - Paul (9/27/2004)
  15. "Mou port o aketakara, block o shinai." - Paul (10/1/2004)
  16. "You have to look in your heart, look in your gut…" "Oooh, lots of lint!" - Sen. Kerry, Farns (10/8/2004)
  17. "That [video] card could take over the world by itself." - Jamie (10/9/2004)
  18. "Oh, the animals are perfectly normal; it's what he's doing with them that's weird." - Paul (10/14/2004)
  19. "Bouyack, I can smell your shortness from a meter away!" "Wow, Seth, feeling metric tonight?" - Seth, Fitz (10/20/2004)
  20. "…and Patriot Act his ass to the prison island." - Vanv (10/26/2004)
  21. "At least we get Hawaii. And by 'we' I mean the United States of Canada." - Bouyack (11/4/2004)
  22. "You are such everybody's strange uncle." - Jack Mack (11/4/2004)
  23. "Stud finder? Just put it up to me and it'd be like 'BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! Stud found, mission accomplished.'" - Farns (11/14/2004)
  24. "The whole building can't quantum tunnel! WTF?!?!" - Bouyack (11/18/2004)
  25. "I think it's a good thing that that was…" "…short, and not long?" - Bouyack, Paul (11/19/2004)
  26. "Don't worry, in this level all of us will get some action." "Oh good, I've been waiting 20 years to get some action!" - Jamie, Bouyack (12/4/2004)
  27. "My intestines creak with excess volume." - Farns (1/10/2005)
  28. "If you say the words 'non-deterministic Turing machine' one more time…" - Bouyack (1/11/2005)
  29. "I don't know how to do this problem. That makes me happy." - Bouyack (1/12/2005)
  30. "One small step for Jamie, one giant leap for Bouyack." - Jamie (1/12/2005)
  31. "He's like, 'If I don't placate some people, I'm going to get fired! Here's some A's!'" - Vanv (1/13/2005)
  32. "You're a neuron!!" - Paul (1/17/2005)
  33. "Excuse me, could we have a therapy group for the people who just watched that? …Hey, boobs!" - Seth (1/21/2005)
  34. "The time to participate in this pseudo-voter-election-fraud has now come to an end." - James (1/21/2005)
  35. "Signs you've been playing too much World of Warcraft: you want to jump off the second floor of the parking garage and 'just take the damage.'" - Caruso (1/29/2005)
  36. "Farns is like, 'I MAKE POOPY!'" - Vanv (1/30/2005)
  37. "The other day I figured out how to do multiplication. +++++++>++++++++<[>[→+>+«]>[-<+>]«-]»>[-«<+»>]«[-]< That's 7*8." - Bouyack (2/10/2005)
  38. "Playing in Severance Hall is like sex." - Jamie (2/10/2005)
  39. "I think your tongue needs to long enough to reach my balls from wherever you are." - Kara (2/13/2005)
  40. "I don't believe it. How many times do you watch '24' a day?" - Nick (2/26/2005)
  41. "We have really nerdy people here at Case." - Prof. Branicky (3/17/2005)
  42. "I'd prefer to see nobody on the last day of class." - Prof. Wolff (3/17/2005)
  43. "So I've been trying to find a sound effect for '2.4' of missiles hitting a wall…" - Vanv (3/16/2005)
  44. "Let's get this show on the road. I've got beers at home that aren't drinkin' themselves!" - Jack Mack (3/18/2005)
  45. "Ernst is like a reverse-PacMan: he opens his mouth and little dots come out!" - Paul (3/22/2005)
  46. "Write-only memory is great stuff. I've got lots of it." - Bouyack (3/28/2005)
  47. "The solution to this problem will be left as an exercise for the grader." - Paul (3/28/2005)
  48. "Are you bored? No? Oh. I'm bored." - Prof. Tekin Ozsoyoglu (4/7/2005)
  49. "And in first place, we have Kevin 'I lost the first round, but then I beat all your asses, so fuck you!' Van Valkenburgh!" - Karim (4/24/2005)
  50. "Welcome to www.indifference.com. You've got questions, we don't care." - Paul (5/2/2005)
  51. "What's the date?" "The I-don't-careth of March." "It's the 12th of May." - S. Bouyack, M. Bouyack, S. Bouyack (5/12/2005)