====== Axe ====== **Axe** is a brand of deodorizing sprays and soaps and stuff that was often handed out at Case. Of particular interest were the small aerosol spray canisters, which were abundant and perfect for practical jokes.
===== Axe usage =====
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By and far, the most widespread usage of Axe was spraying it at people (as opposed to actually using it on oneself). For a time, dormroom doors provided adequate protection against the spray. However, when faced with a closed and locked door, the assailant could very easily spray the Axe in the area between the door and the ground. In extreme situations (such as when the bottom of the door was plugged up with bath towels), the assailant could unscrew and remove the door's peephole (which was oh-so-conveniently designed to be removable, or even reversible, from the outside) and spray the Axe through there. When viewed from the inside, this peephole spray was horrifying. During sophomore year, [[bouyack|Bouyack]] decided to walk around the entire suite in a circle for hours. Several attempts were made to stop him, one of which involved [[vanv|Vanv]] hiding in [[gerf|Gerf's]] room and then spraying Bouyack with a can of Axe once he came around. Perhaps one of the more creative uses of Axe involved a note that Vanv left for Gerf one day during senior year: after writing a note on a piece of paper and then saturating the paper with Axe, he slid it under Gerf's door. When Gerf returned several hours later, his entire room smelled horrible... er, like Axe. But at least the message was delivered! ===== Hypothetical Axe usage ===== An //Axe grenade// is a device constructed by duct-taping a can of Axe such that it is continuously spraying. The resulting grenade is then thrown at people or lobbed into areas requiring fumigation. There were several plans to launch Axe grenades from the top of the Village Clocktower, but unfortunately none of them ever came to light. ===== External links ===== * [[http://www.theaxeeffect.com|Official Axe website]]