====== CWRU Quotes: Afterlife ======
  - "So, somebody was talking about something else?" "Yes, as is often the case." <sub>//- Vanv, Gerf (07/28/2007)//</sub>
  - "I can't believe this is a level 1 spell!" "Things you don't want your DM to say..." <sub>//- Vanv, Bouyack (07/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "Ha ha ha, you suck-- HIC" <sub>//- Gerf (08/25/2007)//</sub>
  - "My family and I go out crab fishing, and it's awesome, because the crabs are so stupid..." <sub>//- Bouyack (08/25/2007)//</sub>
  - "Let me pop this off the topic stack... wait, this symbol isn't defined anywhere!... oh there it is." <sub>//- Vanv (08/25/2007)//</sub>
  - "What are you //talking// about... Bouyack doesn't swear!" "Fuck?" <sub>//- Gerf, Bouyack (08/25/2007)//</sub>
  - "Yeah, if I'm going to have alcohol, I'm definitely also going to need caffeine." <sub>//- Vanv (08/25/2007)//</sub>
  - "It's like powdered dire weasel--just add adventurer." <sub>//- Joe (09/08/2007)//</sub>
  - "The guy staggers from your blow, but he's still standing." "I urinate on him!" "That draws an AoO." <sub>//- Vanv, Bouyack, Vanv (09/08/2007)//</sub>
  - "Paul, Linux is shit." <sub>//- Bouyack (09/15/2007)//((Ironically, this quote was spoken over a very poor cell phone connection full of static.))</sub>
  - "Paul, why //are// you using Linux?" "So I can... use... Adobe Acrobat..?" <sub>//- Bouyack, Paul (09/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "They should have an honorableness duel.  An 'honor-off'! ...wait..." <sub>//- Paul (09/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "Don't worry, we're riding our Tarra--awww!!" <sub>//- Paul (09/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "If you're going to fuck up time, you might as well fuck it up good!" <sub>//- Bouyack (11/07/2007)//</sub>
  - "Sail away, sail away, sail -- HIC" <sub>//- Paul (12/14/2007)//</sub>
  - "I believe there are laws against corporate espionage." "Which //IS// immoral... //Gerf//.  Goddamn nuns." <sub>//- Bouyack, Vanv (12/28/2007)//</sub>
  - "His loss is his gain." <sub>//- Paul (12/28/2007)//</sub>
  - "Everyone set that shit up, and let's get this shit fucking!" <sub>//- Bouyack (12/28/2007)//</sub>
  - "Hello, this is Matt Bouyack.  When you see Paul tomorrow, start taking off all your clothes. Thanks! Bye." <sub>//- Bouyack (12/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "It's interesting.  Whenever I go out in public it reminds me that females exist." <sub>//- Bouyack (12/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "Oh nos!  Zamboni!  Too much Zamboni for me!" "That just means you haven't had enough alcohol yet." "Well, yes, but how does that follow?" <sub>//- Bouyack, Gerf, Bouyack (12/29/2007)//</sub>
  - "Oh wait, I left a while (1) loop at the end of main in the version I gave you.  You should probably comment that out." "MY CYCLES"  <sub>//- Vanv, Paul (02/25/2008)//</sub>
  - "Yes these are all from videogamesprites.net and no I haven't written a Perl script to download them all at once and yes I'm going to do that right now."  <sub>//- Paul (04/5/2008)//</sub>
  - "Bouyack being reanimated?  You know what that would be like?  'Braaaaaiiiiinnnn... fuck.'"  <sub>//- Vanv (04/12/2008)//</sub>
  - "This reminds me of that time Gerf won a date to Mexico with Kim Bauer.  (Scene cuts to Mexico:)  'So... do you have any brothers?'"  <sub>//- Vanv (5/18/2008)//</sub>
  - "Delete all motherfucking buffers... also delete celibate buffers..."  <sub>//- Bouyack (06/15/2008)//</sub>
  - "Oh man, at my boss's boss's housewarming party, I got totally fucked."  "Congratulations!"  "No, not the //good// kind of fucked!"  <sub>//- Bouyack, Paul, Bouyack (06/22/2008)//</sub>
  - "Oh don't worry, I won't burn down my apartment.  California will do that for me."  <sub>//- Bouyack (07/05/2008)//</sub>
  - "Jack is made of so soft.  You could cut him open and it'd be like //COTTON//."  <sub>//- Gerf (07/11/2008)//</sub>