====== CWRU Quotes: 2006-2007 ====== - "Hey Paul, you know how two hours ago I said I was driving over to your house to run you over? I'm almost there." //- Vanv (08/11/2006)// - "When a Rat is instantiated it is passed a pointer to Bubonic_Plague." //- Vanv (08/12/2006)// - "Hey Alex, do you want a foot through your TV?" "Don't worry, I'll fast forward through the tree rape scene." //- Gerf, Alex (08/12/2006)// - "We wanted to make our tool work with C and C++. We could do it with Java, it would be easy with Java, but we wanted to solve //real// problems." //- Professor John Maletik (08/17/2006)// - "I don't understand what he's talking about." "That's because you're not smart." //- Bouyack (quietly), Brian (not so quietly) (08/17/2006)// - "I hear the boss snake is a T-1000." //- Vanv (08/18/2006)//((Said at the [[:fckinctionary:snakes_on_a_plane|Snakes on a Plane]] premiere)) - "I haven't done this in a while." //- Jack (08/23/2006)//((Referencing the "[[:fckinctionary:so_soft|so soft]]" incident after three years)) - "Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn!" "I can't hear you." "//DAMN!//" //- Bouyack, Vanv, Bouyack (08/26/2006)// - "Oh no, Gerf's going to become a phantom shitter!" "Don't worry, it's still in the plastic wrap." "... the shit?" //- Bouyack, Gerf, Bouyack (08/26/2006)// - "Is your shredded shirt inside-out?" "No, actually... wait, it //is!//" //- Bouyack, Gerf (08/30/2006)// - "Shut up, Gerf. I mean, Vanv." //- Jack (09/06/2006)// - "Oh my god Easter! Oh, wait, I mean September." //- Vanv (09/12/2006)// - "Doak, wake the fuck up! Wahwahwahwahwah!" "It would help if you turned on the monitor." //- Bouyack, Gerf (09/15/2006)// - "I can see hours and hours going down the shitter with this game." "I'm going to bed before 4:00 AM." //- Bouyack, Vanv (09/16/2006)// - "It's not a fart, it's a rectal belch." //- Gerf (09/19/2006)// - "It's great, we get free background noise." "//HOMOSEXUAL//." //- Bouyack, Vanv (09/20/2006)// - "Wrinkle-free. Goddammit." //- Jack (09/21/2006)// - "Hey Vanv, where'd you get water?" //- Jack (09/25/2006)// - "That's a hack with a capital F U C K." //- Bouyack (09/27/2006)// - "Hey Gerf, want nine bucks?" "Uh... sure?" //- Bouyack, Gerf (10/10/2006)// - "I don't see a Gerf; I see a Lose.com and a Chomp." //- Vanv (10/10/2006)// - "*sound of boxes falling* Bloody hell! Damn gypsies!" //- Steve (10/14/2006)// - "Our common area is annoyingly free of smoke!" //- Bouyack (10/24/2006)// - "If you put enough energy into a vacuum you could pull out a sofa... but you'd probably also pull out an anti-sofa, which would be weird." //- Gerf (11/01/2006)// - "No, //next// Saturday, dum-dum." "It's pronounced dumb//ass//." //- Jack, Vanv (11/11/2006)// - "We're going to Fed-Ex Alex a couch so he can set it on fire." //- Mrs. Vanv (11/11/2006)// - "Man, my brain is in another brane." //- Gerf (11/12/2006)// - "I want to give Ted Stevens five dollars." //- Bouyack (11/13/2006)// - "Yeah, well my //balls// could make 500 million people!" //- Bouyack (11/16/2006)// - "Why put it on 1.6 pounds when I can put it on 1.8 pounds?" "And by 1.8 pounds you mean 18 seconds?" "//DAMN// IT!" //- Vanv, Gerf, Vanv (11/21/2006)// - "...so instead of having a causal loop, you'll have a causal fully-disconnected graph." "You're hired." //- Vanv, Bouyack (11/27/2006)// - "It's the past tense of shoe. Plain form." //- Vanv (12/04/2006)// - "And by Satan I mean Sallie Mae." //- Bouyack (12/05/2006)// - "Oh! I have too many pop cans on my desk to fit my USB drive on here." //- Alex (12/31/2006)// - "What does Rage do?" "You lose three quarters of your hit points and nothing good happens." //- Paul, Alex (12/31/2006)//((In reference to the "Rage" ability in Diablo II)) - "Are you programming from the command line?" //- Gerf, to Paul (01/06/2007)// - "There we go, now I can imagine inverse Gerfs without the fear of offending people!" //- Bouyack (01/29/2007)// - "Hey, I just gained a level." "*BURP*" "GI Jooooe!" //- Paul, Bouyack, Paul (01/29/2007)// - "Hey, I've got shit for you." "*BURP*" "GI Jooooe!" //- Bouyack, Vanv, Paul (01/29/2007)// - "Wow, Gerf, you're batting 1.000 on the 'I Should Stop Talking' meter." //- Bouyack (02/17/2007)// - "I don't have coworkers, though. Only people who walk around and say 'WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEESE? WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEESE GRATER? WHY'S IT IN THE FUCKING //SINK?//'" //- Vanv (02/26/2007)// - "Hey, it's flying right below Orion's Belt!" "It's the castration comet!" "//WHAT?!//" //- Paul, Gerf, Vanv (03/11/2007)// - "You know what kind of class I'd like to be taking? One where I get to write programs in an object-oriented language." "(*) Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (goto *)" //- Vanv, Bouyack (04/05/2007)// - "Vanv! I've done it! I created a file on my desktop called 'Statement of Purpose.doc.'" "You... spent 30 seconds coming over here to tell me that?" //- Bouyack, Vanv (04/05/2007)// - "Oh no, I left a [[:fckinctionary:ytmnd|YTMND]] on in my room and now it's looping." //- Vanv (04/11/2007)//((Said upon hearing "EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!" from down the hallway)) - "I hate it when my variances are negative." //- Vanv (04/18/2007)// - "You're like 'But it was easier with the wrong equation!!11'" //- Vanv (04/18/2007)//((Imitating Bouyack, while both were doing Statistics homework)) - "I'll be happy when - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT." //- Vanv (04/29/2007)//((Also while doing Statistics homework)) - "Vanv, you're so full of shit... ... ... sometimes I wish you would shut the fuck up." //- Bouyack (05/03/2007)// - "Take a look at my totally non-suspicious container!" "Is it a [[:fckinctionary:dick_in_a_box|dick in a box]]?" //- Vanv, Bouyack (05/11/2007)// - "That's no s'more, that's a battlestation!" //- Nitin (05/11/2007)// - "I'm a lord of Sealand." "I'm a lord of my pants." //- Nitin, Scott (05/16/2007)// - "Once again I have failed to prove that P equals NP." "//No shit!?//" //- Bouyack, Vanv (05/16/2007)// - "Man, if I weren't such a bastard, you'd be way better at math." //- Bouyack, to Vanv (2007)// - "The last problem was a giant dick that stretched from here to the Math Department." //- Bouyack (2007)// - "//Fuck you// code! //Damn// it!" //- Steve (2007)// - "They're retarded like a fleet of 'your moms'." //- Vanv (2007)// - "You're very lucky I need your help. Because you're about to die." //- Steve, to Vanv (2007)// - "I'll go get the MSG." "NO! The seal must remain unbroken!" //- Brad, Nitin (5/18/2007)// - "Hey, let me take a look at this. *CRASH*" "Auuuugh Jack!" //- Jack, Vanv (5/19/2007)//