====== CWRU Quotes: 2005-2006 ====== - "I can feel my kidneys working." //- Bouyack (08/27/2005)// - "How 'bout a spot of tea with your bloke and criminey?" //- Vanv (08/28/2005)// - "Our lightswitch is a two-button mouse!" //- Paul (08/30/2005)// - "It's like a genkan, minus the 'gen' and the 'kan'." "Ah, there you go, the null set." //- Gerf, Paul (09/02/2005)// - "Fishieeeees, //SQUISH!//" //- Paul (09/09/2005)// - "I am too, Gerf." "...[[:fckinctionary:gerf_likes_men|likes men]]." //- Paul, Vanv (09/14/2005)// - "This is one of those situations where you need a big stack of remote mines." //- Vanv (09/15/2005)// - "Explosive diarrhea is more fun than Philosophy 304." //- Bouyack (09/19/2005)// - "We don't have the time or manpower to read that book." //- Vanv (09/25/2005)// - "I don't slack, I just make crap up." //- Vanv (09/25/2005)// - "That would be awesome to throw [[:fckinctionary:axe#hypothetical_axe_usage|Axe grenades]] out the clock tower! That would be //the w00t!//" //- Bouyack (09/28/2005)// - "Those aren't megahertz, those are megabits per second! Whatever!" //- Vanv (09/28/2005)// - "Some people have no shame. Those people have free pizza." //- Bouyack (09/29/2005)// - "The code //works!// I //hate// this language!" //- Paul (09/30/2005)// - "Remember, you can't spell 'Bouyack' without 'offensive.'" //- Vanv (10/02/2005)// - "I dunno, that looks extremely heterosexual to me." //- Munch (10/05/2005)// - "That's a pretty luminiferous ether, if you don't mind me saying." //- Vanv (10/09/2005)// - "What happens if the pointers get mixed up and suddenly you're putting parentheses around John DeLancie?" "Need guns..." //- Paul, Vanv (10/09/2005)// - "Hey everyone, it's //[[:fckinctionary:stupid_time|STUPID TIME]]!//" //- Paul (10/15/2005)// - "It's like writing a book. First you start writing the book... and then you finish writing the book." //- Gerf (10/16/2005)// - "What is this, //THE RETURN OF STUPID TIME: THIS TIME IT'S RETARDED?//" //- Paul (10/17/2005)// - "When you're doing your Networks homework, the phrase you don't want to see is 'combinatorial explosion.'" //- Vanv (10/17/2005)// - "The incremental model differs from the rapid prototyping model in that they are in no way similar." //- Vanv (10/17/2005)// - "Wow, you made the Japanese flag, except you got the color that isn't red wrong." //- Vanv (10/27/2005)// - "Oh, that's right, today I was supposed to go over how to kill children." //- Brian Lauber (11/01/2005)// - "Nothing is simple. Everything is friggin' convoluted." //- Vanv (11/03/2005)// - "Let's internet these fahorgmegrats." //- Vanv (11/04/2005)// - "Cook two meats at the same time? That's either genius or insanity... or genianity!" //- Vanv (11/05/2005)// - "It's great though... I'm an @ sign!" //- Bouyack (11/06/2005)// - "And now our first witness, the Internet himself!" //- Vanv (11/06/2005)// - "I am convolution man! Watch me convolute myself! *scrunches up oddly* Double-twist legs!" //- Paul (11/07/2005)// - "You can't make websites! The //Internet// makes websites!" //- Paul (11/07/2005)// - "When I see people smoking, I just want to... throw gas on them!" //- Bouyack (11/10/2005)// - "There's free napping in my bed." //- Boris (11/10/2005)// - "//Supersonic anal ingestion!//" //- Bouyack (11/11/2005)// - "Where's my corpse?" "It's //everywhere!//" //- Bouyack, Paul (11/11/2005)// - "There is no program I know how to configure better than ePSXe." //- Paul (11/12/2005)// - "It's not a guarantee, the alternative is just statistically insignificant." //- Paul (11/13/2005)// - "It just goes to show you that you can't make something completely idiot-proof... the universe will invent a better idiot." //- Bouyack (11/13/2005)// - "The UI guys tell me what they did and if I want it, and the implementation guys tell me what I told them and how they're not going to do it." "You should mix those together!" //- Gerf, Vanv (11/18/2005)// - "Commuting to Case would take less time than commuting to Waseda." "Yeah, because Waseda's a 13-hour flight." //- Gerf, Vanv (11/19/2005)// - "But tree bark is natural!" "Paul, //arsenic// is natural." //- Paul, Vanv (11/20/2005)// - "If you wanted to listen to the fart that caused you to come into existence, you could... that sounded really weird." //- Bouyack (11/20/2005)// - "That's [[:fckinctionary:ridonculetarded|ridonculetarded]]." //- Vanv (11/21/2005)// - "...you can model a state machine — [[:fckinctionary:its_snowing|It's snowing]]. Oh my God." //- Professor "Andy" Podgurski (11/22/2005)// - "...and we can do a lot of things — this is weird too, but I'm on a roll!" //- Dr. Beer (11/22/2005)// - "Just because the coders are incompetent doesn't give us a license to be assholes." "Since when do you need a license?!" "He's the issuing authority!" //- Bouyack, Paul, Vanv (11/27/2005)// - "People were asking me, 'Why are you working so hard on this?' //BECAUSE I HAVE THREE YEARS OF WORK TO DO IN THREE MONTHS!//" //- Laura (11/29/2005)// - "I'd type in that quote, but then my toast would catch fire." //- Gerf (11/29/2005)// - "'Look at all the pretty colors!' That's about the level that all this is sinking in, right?" //- Dr. Beer (11/29/2005)// - "Ingredients: sodium, plus whatever it needs to bind to so it becomes nonpoisonous. In this case, steak." //- Vanv (12/01/2005)// - "But this is agile development!" "What are you talking about? This is stones-chained-to-our-ankles development!" //- Paul, Vanv (12/03/2005)// - "Biology is a whole bunch of battling creationists... over pits of lava... with lightsabers." //- Vanv (12/04/2005)// - "My mom suggested I buy a microwave. I suggested she give me $100." //- Vanv (12/06/2005)// - "Razors rip my flesh. //RIZZZZZZ!//" //- Paul (12/09/2005)// - "Bouyack, I'm going to hit you with Paul if you don't send that now." //- Vanv (12/12/2005)// - "Perhaps the biggest argument against Open Implementation is that people are stupid." //- Dr. Beer (12/08/2005)// - "What's he doing? What's he doing?" "He may be shooting you." "//Duh//." //- Paul, Bouyack, Vanv (12/12/2005)// - "Why did I bother opening that door? I should have just walked right through it." //- Vanv (12/13/2005)// - "That is //definitely// Slimelord sex right there." //- Bouyack (12/13/2005)// - "Wait, //how// many hours? Oh shit." //- Bouyack (12/15/2006)// - "Paul, burn the fuck out of this shit!" "Paul, burn the fake out of this shift!" //- Bouyack, Gerf (12/16/2005)// - "I said something and you took it seriously! What the hell is the matter with you!?" //- Vanv (12/18/2005)// - "That's interesting. What country is he from?" "Baltimore." //- Bouyack, Vanv (12/20/2005)// - "I steal Paul's ring [of three wishes] and wish you all a Merry Christmas." "Boooo." //- Vanv, D&D group (12/17/2005)// - "If you want something a little harder that you can't taste the alcohol in..." "...then have a Hawaiian kick in the ass!" //- Bouyack, Vanv (01/15/2006)// - "No, don't put my maturity [[:archives:notice|on notice]]." "MY //SEXUAL ORIENTATION// IS ON NOTICE!" //- Bouyack, Gerf (01/17/2006)// - "Her eyes! They're staring into my soul!" //- Gerf (01/21/2006)// - "I'm hungry. CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!" //- Jack (01/21/2006)// - "'Bandage' is not a word!" //- Nick (01/28/06)// - "I don't want to read your mind, because then I'd go insane." "I AM FUCKNUTS." //- Paul, Bouyack (01/29/2006)// - "High quantities of limeade have been known to blast the ears off lab rats." //- Vanv (02/02/2006)// - "What do you do with a BA in English?" "YOU KILL PEOPLE." //- Paul, Vanv (02/04/2006)// - "*sigh* LOL, [[:fckinctionary:nitin|Nitin]]." //- Gerf (02/07/2006)// - "If you think about it, 'Oh fuck get the shit out!' makes about as much sense as 'Oh fuck, get the shit–' oh, wait a minute..." //- Bouyack (02/07/2006)// - "When I get back on Friday there are only two things I want to do: nothing, and food." //- Bouyack (02/09/2006)// - "First I tried proof by logic, then I tried proof by reason... now I'm trying proof by induction." //- Vanv (02/10/2006)// - "If they didn't operate outside the bounds of the law, how could they enforce it?" "//Go Bush!//" //- Paul, Vanv (02/11/2006)// - "Oh no, the CD!" "Who let this happen?" "It was a failure of communication across all branches of intelligence!" //- Vanv, Bouyack, Vanv (02/11/2006)// - "Okay everyone, say your favorite word backwards!" "//Kcuf!//" //- Gerf, Bouyack (02/11/2006)// - "Congratulations Vanv, you've just won the Internet!" "Sweet! I'll go use it!" //- Gerf, Vanv (02/12/2006)// - "I thought Podgurski was the most boring professor here... until I met Blackwell." //- Joe (02/12/2006)// - "Why don't you guys be more social?" //- Prof. Meral Ozsoyoglu (02/14/2006)// - "'Bout that t–NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" //- Paul (02/15/2006)// - "It's good that we had Visual Studio 2003 to pretend our bugs didn't exist for us." //- Bouyack (02/19/2006)//((In response to when the source code to [[:fckinctionary:live_evil|Live eviL]] was ported over to Visual Studio 2005 and it would no longer compile)) - "Mmm, something smells good." "It's me. I'm awesome. You're smelling my success. *logs into computer* What, login failed?!" //- Gerf, Vanv (02/22/2006)// - "The Wade printers are working! Holy crap! Print out your 'My Documents' directory!" //- Vanv (02/22/2006)// - "You sir are the Internet." //- Jamesg (02/26/2006)// - "You can't blow something up without changing the fuck out of it." //- Vanv (03/01/2006)// - "Gerf! I want to chop him into little pieces." //- Tony (03/04/2006)// - "I was trying to out-gay you, but it didn't work!" //- Steve (03/05/2006)// - "Nobody does anything at 6:30 in the morning!" "Even the //rapists// are asleep then!" //- Paul, Gerf (03/22/2006)// - "OH GOD STOP NUKING ME OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP WITH TANKS." //- Bouyack (04/29/2006)// - "I hate the world." "Vanv hates the world? What did you tell him, Bouyack?" "I told him about Daylight Go-Forward Time." "What?! Oh, I hate the world." //- Vanv, Paul, Bouyack, Paul (04/02/2006)// - "Speaking of the weekend, how much vodka do we have left?" //- Bouyack (04/06/2006)// - "This is General Joebob of Starfleet. We order you to come back to regular-ass space." //- Vanv (04/08/2006)// - "I wonder what I could do with 33 seniority... oh, I know, I can pick my room before everyone else!" //- Vanv (04/10/2006)// - "And first with 33 semesters..." "What~?" //- Housing Lottery announcer, random person (04/10/2006)// - "Chiyo-chan, why can you fly?" "Because I've got an AK-47 and you know it makes me feel all right." //- Paul, Bouyack (04/12/2006)// - "What else is an appendix good for?" "Well, //duh//, rectal telepathy." //- Paul, Gerf (04/13/2006)// - "I'm from the company..." "//Viagra!//" //- Bouyack, Farns (04/21/2006)// - "If it were 456 degrees Kelvin, we'd still be on fire." //- Gerf (04/21/2006)// - "I should totally open a sushi restaurant and name it '[[:fckinctionary:fake-ass_sushi|FAKE-ASS SUSHI]]'." //- Bouyack (04/22/2006)// - "Gerf, if you were emo, you'd be really efficient at cutting yourself." //- Vanv (04/22/2006)// - "First three semesters I got no B's, then I got one B, then two B's, then 3 B's..." "Let me know when you get to boobies." //- Bouyack, Farns (04/23/2006)// - "What's that, Gerf? There are sounds coming out of your face that don't sound like me kicking it." //- Vanv (04/24/2006)// - "One book: Supercomputing Beowulf Clusters and Me: It's My Bag, Baby." "By Liberatore." //- Paul, Bouyack (04/24/2006)// - "I'm not //quoting// you... I'm making a false statement about you." //- Bouyack (04/28/2006)// - "You mean we're going to be drunk?" "Oh, this is going to be //awesome//. Let's do this." //- Paul, Vanv (04/29/2006)// - "Why am I not eating Oreos all the time? I'm young, I'm thin, and I'm healthy. I should be eating Oreos as often as I can get them." //- Vanv (04/30/2006)// - "It's almost like they're not the same thing, but //that// can't be because they're both files." //- Vanv (05/04/2006)// - "We're not gonna have enough quota to print this." //- Paul (05/07/2006)// - "Dolphins are definitely not animals. They're soul-less killing machines." //- Gerf (05/07/2006)// - "So, Gerf, let's talk about our favorite integers." //- Paul (05/09/2006)//((The integer in question was related to a problem Bouyack was working on at the time.)) - "If you're going to be drunk, be it not in my room." //- Gerf (05/11/2006)// - "What is this, a mattress held up by boxes?" "Damn right it is!" //- Vanv, Nick (06/16/2006)// - "No! No! Into the sun with you!" //- Bouyack (06/20/2006)// - "Computer science is fun as a hobby, but I wouldn't want to study it for five years... oh wait, crap." //- Bouyack (06/23/2006)// - "I have to take Databases, and Theoretical Computer Science..." "...and //Practical// Computer Science!" "Nope, none of that..." //- Bouyack, Vanv, Bouyack (07/21/2006)//