====== CWRU Quotes: 2004-2005 ====== - "//Me// blows." //- [[:fckinctionary:bouyack|Bouyack]] (8/18/2004)// - "The words, [[:fckinctionary:ernst|Ernst]] has spoken the words... //[[:fckinctionary:direct_addressing|DIRECT ADDRESSING]]!!//" //- [[paul|Paul]] (8/23/2004)// - "Do you get your money back if the Help Desk is about as helpful as kneeing yourself in the balls?" //- James (8/23/2004)// - "It's like being gay except for instead of being attracted to your own gender you make me want to stab you in the eye." //- James (8/23/2004)// - "Jay is as subtle as above-ground nuclear testing." //- Fitz (8/26/2004)// - "It would be funny at first, but after the first three episodes, you'd need alcohol." //- Post (8/27/2004)// - "I don't like the feeling of being the Red-Shirt Who Wouldn't Die." //- Paul (8/30/2004)// - "Oh no, it's a stupid American! Pull the Samurai Alarm!" //- Fitz (9/7/2004)// - "Err... eERrrrr.. your symbol table will need to account for direct addressing... err. And you'll be making a symbol table, errr, that needs to use direct addressing..." //- [[:fckinctionary:vanv|Vanv]] (9/17/2004)// - "How do you steer this thing? Hey... I think I'm upsi- *BOOM*" //- Bouyack (9/19/2004)// - "Euler's crazy. That's why he's dead." //- Paul (9/19/2004)// - "Go back to your hurricane-torn piece of shit... er, city!" //- Jamie (9/20/2004)// - "There //is// an Allah!" //- Jamie (9/20/2004)// - "In [[:fckinctionary:soviet_russia|Soviet Russia]], pirated hardware sells //YOU!!!//" //- Paul (9/27/2004)// - "Mou port o aketakara, block o shinai." //- Paul (10/1/2004)// - "You have to look in your heart, look in your gut..." "Oooh, lots of lint!" //- Sen. Kerry, Farns (10/8/2004)// - "That [video] card could take over the world by itself." //- Jamie (10/9/2004)// - "Oh, the animals are perfectly normal; it's what he's doing with them that's weird." //- Paul (10/14/2004)// - "Bouyack, I can smell your shortness from a meter away!" "Wow, Seth, feeling metric tonight?" //- Seth, Fitz (10/20/2004)// - "...and Patriot Act his ass to the prison island." //- Vanv (10/26/2004)// - "At least we get Hawaii. And by 'we' I mean the United States of Canada." //- Bouyack (11/4/2004)// - "You are //such// everybody's strange uncle." //- Jack Mack (11/4/2004)// - "Stud finder? Just put it up to me and it'd be like '//BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!// Stud found, mission accomplished.'" //- Farns (11/14/2004)// - "The //whole building// can't quantum tunnel! WTF?!?!" //- Bouyack (11/18/2004)// - "I think it's a good thing that that was..." "...short, and not long?" //- Bouyack, Paul (11/19/2004)// - "Don't worry, in this level all of us will get some action." "Oh good, I've been waiting 20 years to get some action!" //- Jamie, Bouyack (12/4/2004)// - "My intestines creak with excess volume." //- Farns (1/10/2005)// - "If you say the words 'non-deterministic Turing machine' //one more time//..." //- Bouyack (1/11/2005)// - "I don't know how to do this problem. That makes me happy." //- Bouyack (1/12/2005)// - "One small step for Jamie, one giant leap for Bouyack." //- Jamie (1/12/2005)// - "He's like, 'If I don't placate some people, I'm going to get fired! Here's some A's!'" //- Vanv (1/13/2005)// - "You're a //neuron!!//" //- Paul (1/17/2005)// - "Excuse me, could we have a therapy group for the people who just watched that? ...Hey, boobs!" //- Seth (1/21/2005)// - "The time to participate in this pseudo-voter-election-fraud has now come to an end." //- James (1/21/2005)// - "Signs you've been playing too much World of Warcraft: you want to jump off the second floor of the parking garage and 'just take the damage.'" //- Caruso (1/29/2005)// - "Farns is like, //'I MAKE POOPY!'//" //- Vanv (1/30/2005)// - "The other day I figured out how to do multiplication. +++++++>++++++++<[>[->+>+<<]>[-<+>]<<-]>>>[-<<<+>>>]<<[-]< That's 7*8." //- Bouyack (2/10/2005)// - "Playing in Severance Hall is like sex." //- Jamie (2/10/2005)// - "I think your tongue needs to long enough to reach my balls from wherever you are." //- Kara (2/13/2005)// - "I don't believe it. How many times do you watch '[[:fckinctionary:24|24]]' a day?" //- Nick (2/26/2005)// - "We have really nerdy people here at Case." //- Prof. Branicky (3/17/2005)// - "I'd prefer to see nobody on the last day of class." //- Prof. Wolff (3/17/2005)// - "So I've been trying to find a sound effect for '[[:fckinctionary:2_4|2.4]]' of missiles hitting a wall..." //- Vanv (3/16/2005)// - "Let's get this show on the road. I've got beers at home that aren't drinkin' themselves!" //- Jack Mack (3/18/2005)// - "Ernst is like a reverse-PacMan: he opens his mouth and little dots come out!" //- Paul (3/22/2005)// - "Write-only memory is great stuff. I've got lots of it." //- Bouyack (3/28/2005)// - "The solution to this problem will be left as an exercise for the grader." //- Paul (3/28/2005)// - "Are you bored? No? Oh. I'm bored." //- Prof. Tekin Ozsoyoglu (4/7/2005)// - "And in first place, we have Kevin 'I lost the first round, but then I beat all your asses, so //fuck you!//' Van Valkenburgh!" //- Karim (4/24/2005)// - "Welcome to www.indifference.com. You've got questions, we don't care." //- Paul (5/2/2005)// - "What's the date?" "The I-don't-careth of March." "It's the 12th of May." //- S. Bouyack, M. Bouyack, S. Bouyack (5/12/2005)//