====== CWRU Quotes: 2003-2004 ====== - "Hey, you guys want a South Campus Check-In sign in our room?" //- Vanv// - "Look at all that MSG and AIDS in that water." //- Vanv// - "First you have to get by the anti-user firewall..." //- Bouyack// - "It took us months to get the Mormons out of RASFWRJ." //- James// - "Ah, I can feel my potential energy rising." //- Gerf// - "My mind's always in the gutter. //ALWAYS!!//" //- Farns// - "I have a high tolerance for food: I can keep putting it into my system and keep wanting more!" //- Farns// - "It's time for operation //GET THE FUCK OUT!//" //- Vanv// - "Can it run Quake XIII Murder Simulator?" //- Paul// - "Does it unsuck yet?" //- Farns// - "And now the moment of truth... OH SHIFT." //- Aaron// - "It's very spicy in the common room." //- Paul// - "I don't have insufficient mass... I COULD //EAT// YOU!" //- Farns// - "The characters in Final Fantasy X are //so// much more beautiful than the people here at Case." //- Aaron// - "There's always a way to mux things up." //- Gerf// - "STOP BEING YOURSELF! CONFORM! //CONFORM!//" //- Seth, as he whacks Vanv with a newspaper// - "It's impossible to tell you two apart!" //- Paul, comparing Gerf to a Commodore 64 sound emulator// - "Are you shitting?" "Are you Bouyack?" //- Bouyack, Paul// - "Forget lemons and lemonade. If life gives you a knife to the gut, there's nothing much you can do but bleed." //- Bouyack// - "Ah, Kirchoff." //- Gerf// - "I'm going to prove infinity exists by counting to it." //- Paul// - "Wow, Bouyack, that was so insightful. I think you deserve a [[:fckinctionary:nobel_kick_in_the_crotch|Nobel Kick in the Crotch]]." //- Gerf// - "That wouldn't fix anything." "Yeah, but you'd get to say //fuck// a lot." //- Gerf, Bouyack// - "Hey Gerf: 12.5, 50?" "... Yes." //- Bouyack, Gerf// - "Vanv, you're so [[:fckinctionary:vanv_full_of_shit|full of shit]] I'm amazed that you just don't fall right over." //- M// - "Vanv, you're so full of shit your eyes are brown." //- Farns// - "How about a nice cup of //get the hell out//?" //- Vanv// - "//Every// day is talk like a [software] pirate day at Case!" //- Gerf// - "The suckage was long and hard." //- M// - "You don't want to use a sledgehammer in a digital watch." //- Professor Emelko// - "I'm a big wiener." //- Farns// - "//That's// where //my// reset button is." //- Farns// - "It's not fair [[:fckinctionary:schnee|the Schnee]] gets game and I don't!" //- Farns// - "I can't believe that fuck's married." //- Jamie, referring to the Schnee// - "I was attacked by a magnetic house." //- Paul// - "I'm just being stupid again, as I normally are." //- Gerf// - "We've all got things that suck... air." //- Gerf// - "You just CAT-5ed our nipples." //- Bouyack, to Farns// - "It's too nastificated." //- Farns, referring to the MythTV Box// - "Asschips?" //- Fitz, commenting on how some woodchips smelled like ass// - "It's a fourth-dimensional operator." "Yes yes, I understand." //- Two physics professors// - "My insight? Study hard, study often, pray to God." //- Farns// - "If I had beer, I'd be //ENORMOUS!//" //- Farns// - "There is not a single computer running in my room except my printer which has a dedicated webserver." //- Aaron// - "Hah! We're all 1337 and you're two points shy of 1337!" //- Farns// - "So, that means there's probably 20 megs of pure //shit// here." //- Vanv// - "Oh no! The mode button on my watch doesn't work! I'll be forever stuck in daylight-spending time!" //- Paul// - "I don't care //what// Catalyst says! This physics lab //does// have a sexual preference, and it is //GAY!//" //- Bouyack// - "I guess if you're a urinal, then getting pissed on would be the highlight of your day." //- Bouyack// - "I guess you just have to take whatever nudity life gives you." //- Farns// - "This character [Captain Falcon] deserves to be a typesetter." //- Vanv// - "Show him what he's won, Larry! You've won //the shaft!//" //- Vanv// - "I want a prehensile //WANG!//" //- Seth// - "That's what happens when you leave liquid oxygen lying around... some geek decides to blow it up!" //- Bouyack// - "If I copied my sentience into my computer, the first thing it would say to me would be, 'Get me the //fuck// out of here! Why am I stuck in a computer?!'" //- Bouyack// - "AAAHHHH! It's a //love octagon!//" //- Farns// - "It only takes four bits to dance." //- Paul// - "Well, I hope it at least takes their clothes off or something." //- Gerf, referencing the FFX-2 Scan ability// - "Live in your world... play with mine." //- Paul// - "Aaah! It's Kefka!" //- Vanv, referencing the Great Fairy in Zelda: Majora's Mask// - "I taste like //man-flesh!//" //- Farns// - "The pizza spawned. Camp it." //- Somebody in 720// - "At Ohayacon, a miniature black hole will appear and suck all the money from you wallet. And then an negative black hole will appear and shower you with plushies." //- Fitz// - "I am Valkenbur. I am going to sleep in my bed." //- Jack// - "Have you ever seen goldfish in a urinal?" "No." "Oh." //- Vanv, Jack, Vanv// - "Some divine version of Photoshop is getting lazy." //- Paul, commenting on some bland clouds in the sky// - "My pants appear to be on backwards. I shall return." //- Vanv// - "I'm speaking with the corpse. It's a spell I have." "It's kind of like what happens when professors ask questions in class." //- Paul, Scott// - "I have a Mac, so nothing works." //- Random girl in Math 228// - "You have just killed Link's inner child and made Zelda cry." //- Paul// - "Rated M for extreme integration." //- Bouyack, commenting on a future Final Fantasy title// - "If you don't have a credit card, you can use mine." //- Prof. Lee// - "OH YEAH! The apocalyptic fires of deletion are scorching [[:fckinctionary:bouyacks_laptop|my hard drive]]!" //- Bouyack// - "I suppose it could be worse: I could have woken up to a goat having sex with me." //- Fitz, on the fire alarm that went off at 5:30 AM// - "You're free associating, Gerf. But that's okay, because it's //5:00 in the fucking morning//." //- M, also at 5:30 AM when the fire alarm went off// - "I have decided to kill everyone." //- Bouyack// - "You'd have an inferiority complex in that house!" "Me have an inferiority complex? You could put me in //God's// house and I'd tell Him to sit His ass down!" //- Paul, Bouyack// - "Next year, it needs to be Cultural Fission: //GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY//." //- brian0918 on the DC hub// - "When my wife kills me, I want it to be through the heart." //- Paul// - *CRASH* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *falls eight stories* "Wait, we're on the seventh floor!" //- Bouyack// - "[[:fckinctionary:gerf_likes_men|GERF LIKES MEN]]!" //- Farns// - "I have the maturity of an eight-year-old." //- Bouyack// - "Windows 93! Best if used before Y2K." //- Vanv// - "It's still morning until two afters hour I wake up." //- Fitz// - "It's like Boogiepop Phantom meets FLCL: dark, surreal, bizzare, and Freddy Murphy beating people with an electric guitar." //- James, in reference to a Queen song playing on the radio// - "I don't think it's possible to have sex with a foot. I suppose you could fuck the space between two toes, but that's about it." //- Bouyack// - "This is //my// domain!" "Bullshit... I //own// your ass! Well, not actually, but it was really fun to say." //- Paul, Bouyack// - "We broke the system. We broke it so hard that they had to fix it." //- Farns// - "You've already been de-virginized of your 4.0." "Yep, and it didn't hurt a bit." "What are you guys talking about?" "//SEX//." //- Bouyack, Gerf, Paul, Bouyack// - "[[:fckinctionary:kuggazuggak|Survivor: Othello]]." "Outcompile, Outbuild, Outrun." //- Vanv, Paul// - "I wonder if duct tape could be applied to this situation. Applied liberally." //- Vanv// - "If Jack's ass wants a burrito, then Jack's ass is coming to [[:fckinctionary:chipotle|Chipotle]]!" //- Bouyack// - "Who invented [[:fckinctionary:daylight_go_forward_time|Daylight Go Forward Time]] anyway?" "Some jackass." //- Paul, Vanv// - "Me as a pork cutlet? //EAT ME//." //- Farns// - "It looks like they just took the integral of money." //- Random guy in [[:fckinctionary:eecs340|EECS340]]// - "Look at all the happy Germans talking about Windows XP!" //- Paul// - "[[:fckinctionary:oh_no_my_body|Oh no, my body.]]" //- Bouyack// - "Someone set the hallway up the cold." //- Vanv// - "The network is in the process of having sex with another network that is also a man." //- Bouyack// - "Can you get a BS in English?" //- Vanv// - "I don't know what I'm going to do for the rest of the semester, but it's probably going to involve sidewalk chalk, [[:fckinctionary:axe|Axe]], and Goldeneye." //- Vanv//