====== CWRU Quotes: 2002-2003 ====== - "Did you know that if you eat enough fiber your poop floats?" //- [[:fckinctionary:bouyack|Bouyack]], out of absolutely nowhere// - "I have a superiority complex." //- Bouyack, after remembering when someone said to him "I think you may be developing an inferiority complex."// - "Slow the //fuck// down, will ya?!" //- Bouyack, trying to notate a chess game played by [[:fckinctionary:m|M]] and [[:fckinctionary:wicket|Wicket]]// - "HOLY //SHIT!//" //- Random Theta Chi person, after tasting an "Are you Stupid?" wing, and then throwing it away and drinking gallons of milk// - "I'm too lazy and I just don't care enough." //- Bouyack, explaining to [[:fckinctionary:gerf|Gerf]] why he doesn't cover his Chemistry book// - "Hello Mr. Emily. If you'd like to accept this offer, please throw out this letter." //- [[:fckinctionary:vanv|Vanv]]// - "Case needs a school of cosmetology so we can have good-looking people make other people look good." //- Some upperclassman// - "They accept CWRUcash at [[http://www.mrbling.com|mrbling.com]]?" //- Vanv// - "If you do things //just// right, people will wonder if you've actually done anything at all." //- Random God-like entity in Futurama// - "You'll never get 66.1g unless you're God." //- Doc. Oc// - "So then I say well... *writes "well" on the board*" //- Doc. Oc// - "Give it to me, Gerf!" //- Vanv// - "[[:fckinctionary:nothing_happened_here|Nothing happened here]]." //- Sign on the wall// - "Hey, cosh(t) equals coshit!" //- Bouyack// - "I just got back from the Generic isle in the store! *pours can labeled "FOOD" onto tray*" //- Vanv// - "I want to buy a Saddam Hussein bobblehead doll. Wouldn't you like to buy one?" //- Kevin// - "Don't get complacent on this exam and say, 'I AM GOD!' because then you'll get a 24 on the next exam and say, 'Oh God.'" //- Doc. Oc// - "Man, I'm getting stupider every day!" //- Vanv// - "The LN of x balls..." //- [[:fckinctionary:eric|Eric]]// - "WWW.ISUCK.COM/ROYALLY!" //- Vanv// - "Computers, in my mind, are just ways of making bigger errors faster." //- Eric// - "In Latin class, we never bothered to actually //learn// the language." //- Vanv// - "Yeah it's tough, but if you win you'll get metric //shitloads// of experience." //- James// - "What is this? You come into my room, drink my pop, sneeze, fart, and use my computer. //WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?// Where's the [[:fckinctionary:ncc|NCC]]?" //- Eric// - "//HE'S OUT!!!//" //- Cleveland Police Officer, yelling over the PA and pumping his fist out the window as he drives by in his cruiser, upon seeing a close play at 3rd base in a softball game// - "I am never wrong." //- Doc. Oc// - "It's funny, really, that in a class of nerds everyone tries to be the least nerd." //- Dr. Weiss// - "What, is he the Boston version of you? He goes, '//Fuck//, chowderheads! //Fuck//, chowderheads!'" //- Vanv, to Eric// - "If you bring pens to the exam tomorrow, //YOU SHOULD BE SHOT//." //- Doc. Oc// - "Who IMs each other //in the same fucking room?!//" //- Eric// - "I have the school spirit of a radish." //- Bouyack// - "That class is like a fucking //magic act//. He just pulls shit out of his ass!" //- Eric// - "75 cents for a ping pong ball? That's like a cartel! A ping pong ball cartel!" //- Gerf// - "Vanv, stop changing colors!" //- Gerf// - "That would translated as 'now' plus the present negative form of the verb 'what.'" //- Gerf, after hearing a horribly mauled Japanese question// - "Headbutt to the door... *wham* Ow, that hurt." //- Eric// - "It could be worse. You could have jelly-filled popcorn." //- Wicket// - "You are so full of shit, it boggles my mind!" //- M, about Vanv// - "Then we have to solve for 'P-sub-crap.'" //- Bouyack// - "I'm a leprechaun with my magic pixie powder! It makes you magically fatter!" //- Vanv// - "THAT'S //RHO//, DICKHEAD!" //- Bouyack// - "Good grief, man, you have a //fern!//" //- M// - "The resulting suckage is equal to suck squared." //- Bouyack// - "The PlayStation2 is black and looks sexy." //- Gerf// - "What kind of concession stand is that? The concession stand of //love?//" //- Ben// - "I want some of that!" //- Vanv// - "THEY'RE COCO-WHEATS, //ASS//FUCK!!" //- Vanv// - "Here we go again..." //- Dr. Weiss, upon entering the Math 227 class and seeing that four of the six people in it were some of the most vocal and inquisitive students in Math 124// - "So now I'm just wandering around, moaning about my predicament. Oh look, tape." //- Bouyack; minutes later his mouth is duct taped shut// - "[[:fckinctionary:ddr|DDR]]? This school is great already!" //- Random visitor// - "[[:fckinctionary:its_cold|It's cold!]]" //- Clarence, as he tries to eat an entire orange at once// - "I've been having run-time errors lately today..." //- M// - "My pants are //SO// on it's unbelievable!" //- [[:fckinctionary:dan_swank|Dan]]// - "I've got a normal vector straight up my //ass!//" //- Bouyack, explaining the physics of sitting down// - "Gerf, did you see the stroke of luck? That just left?" //- Vanv// - "I really don't feel like talking about this any more than you feel like learning." //- Prof. Blackwell; seconds later, everyone in the lecture hall is clapping// - "I was raping //everyone//... it was //great!//" //- [[:fckinctionary:jassim|Jassim]]// - "You can approximate the Mona Lisa using Taylor Polynomials." //- Vanv// - "I think he's on my six //and// seven." //- Gerf// - "I swear, I must be made out of bread products and junk food!" //- Paul// - "No, //this// is humping the bedpost!" //- Dan// - "Yup, that's //fuck Osama bin Laden// feet tall!" //- Eric// - "If I do this [DDR] until I graduate, I will //never// get laid in my entire life." //- [[:fckinctionary:farns|Farns]]// - "Rip out eyeball..." //- Bouyack// - "Dude, I've got over $220 worth of glasses on my head!" //- Eric// - "You either need more coffee, or drugs, or both." //- Post// - "Watashi wa wasureruno ga joozu desu." //- Kishi-sensei (Translated: I am good at forgetting things.)// - "Oh yeah, seatbelt." //- [[:fckinctionary:jack|Jack]]// - "HOLY //SHIT// IS THAT FOR REAL!?" //- Vanv, upon going to [[http://kevin.vanv.wasarrested.com|kevin.vanv.wasarrested.com]]// - "HAHA! THREE POINTS DEFINE A PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER! I WIN!" //- Bouyack, to the air// - "Explaining something I don't understand to me in terms I don't understand doesn't work for me." //- Eric// - "If I were telepathic, stupid people would be beacons of pain." //- Vanv// - "Fuckin' friendly people..." //- Eric// - "The Catholic Church is //not// a democracy!" //- Newman Pastor// - "You can't make an omelet without blowing things up." //- Bouyack// - "Haven't you ever wanted to just urinate in a recycle bin?" //- Vanv, out of absolutely nowhere// - "Black holes... you mean those things in space that suck?" //- Bouyack// - "Mr. Potato Sister!" //- Farns// - "I look like a fucking margarita!" //- Eric, after blowing Country Time Lemonade powder mix in his face// - "It usually helps when you shit." //- Clarence, as Gerf is attempting to scream "RAPE!"// - "Man, that's //bull//shit!" //- Alecia (the RD), upon seeing Vanv signing up for the last possible time to check out of his room// - "See you Friday." //- Dr. Weiss, after writing "Differentiation" and "Integration" on the board as the review for the final exam// - "In terms of sneeze decibels to unit body mass, you are //so// much louder than Clarence." //- Farns, to M// - "STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE PLAYING WARCRAFT III!" //- Vanv, to Jack// - "Hey, aren't you //not// supposed to park on a crosswalk?" //- Unknown// - "That's by far the loosest translation ever... even looser than Rollo's pants." //- Vanv, on the translation of "Konnichiwa" to "'Sup, fuckers!"// - "The Feynman Lectures are good for those of you who are actually interested in learning things." //- Dr. Vachaspati// - "So let's compress this mofo to 500 atmospheres..." //- Unknown// - "I'd flip you off, but you're Gerf." //- M//